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how much foids do you get on the daily bases, holy fucking shit brro.

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screw them, you be jumping cliffs.

I never been into them sex markets before, but 800NIS, holy fucking shit. I make like 4k+ NIS as minimal wage here.

time estimate of the cucumber being inside me [7h/6h]. I felt the sudden urge to shit and guess what boiis !!! HAHAha! >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> by far I ate 1 apple etch 2 hours. total of apples eaten [3] before the cucumber getting stuck up my ass I had potato and a bit of beef...

that's unsettling to hear. even if he did beat ur ass at one point. The 1st of september, this month gonna be a real something.

soo many foids and for nothing.

cucumber is too big, guess lube might work. but don't have any, so the only way is probably surgery. anyhow, I'd post here if I get access to a computer coz I'd be hospitalized for sure, I'd probably going to get a fever too so that's like staying in isolation by myself in a shitty hospital...

>mummy, I got a cucumber stuck up my ass. >>Oh grate my son is gay, time to go to the hospital especially in pandemic time || she's a nurse too, with makes it even worst. tomorrow I'd be socially humiliating myself, @adolf512 (that's ur kink) not like I had any social life to begin with...

mission failed, fuck. I wish I knew some gay guy who could of reached into my rectum and grab it for me. motherfucker, fuck shit. oh well. doctor that is then, fuck my life, lul. AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

I guess I can give it a try and take it out. but I'd have to fit my own hand into my own anus. I guess I'd use some sort of a soap as a lubricant, the same way they do it in jail. I really don't want to tell it to my mother nor I wanna some old guy tingeing my butt hole. my ass will be...

a clean environment a clean head.

well the good side is that I'd prob gonna have up to a week or two recovery. so I can use the 'trauma' and get some work done instead of wasting my time. also I'd be able to worn people about loosing shit in there asses, oh well. hopefully I won't get sick or my recovery might just as well end...

Overall, it's going to be a thread-meal of an experiment. if I mange to live, then I'd be getting a job and that's pretty much it, I'm done being a fucking NEET.

It's pretty fucking big tbh. i been playing with my ass for ones in years and then all of the sadden the cucumber just disappeared in my ass. at first I tried to shit it out but I knew the semi panic really made it worst, lul. It happened like an hour ago, i'm not even fucking around right now...

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